My fucked up life website
Here I used the transcript typed originally by Sean C. I did my best to correct it but, just as Sean, I preserved all the typos and the sentence structure of the original manuscript. In order to improve readability, I used the following notation to augment the text: [Square brackets] indicate emendations and clarifications. Emendations indicate my best guess at a hopelessly misspelled or unintelligible word or phrase; they appear right after the problematic spelling, which itself is preserved. Clarifications are provided to expand acronyms, etc. Full Text I hate the fucking world, to many god damn fuckers it in.
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The complete and logical guide to winning at your own life in 19 super difficult steps
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I have a secret I want to tell you. So while you sit around and agonize about what life would have been like had you stayed with your ex-boyfriend instead of dumping him, I already know — you fucked up, girl; he was like, a super nice guy. As you can imagine, it becomes taxing, especially at parties. And then when you get it right, they freak out and buy you way too many drinks, or worse, try to start a religious cult centered around you.
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The point of living
Just like every other human on the planet, I have epically awesome days and days when life just shits on my face. Yes, this is a long article. No hard feelings. Still with me? Just had to weed out all the folks from points: 1, 4 and 8.
As bizarrely mundane as it seems now, when I was a kid my biggest ambition was to one day live in Canada; whilst my classmates fantasised about playing for England or becoming astronauts, my daydreams — inspired mostly by my hero at the time, the Canuck wrestling superstar Bret 'Hit Man' Hart — took place in the decidedly more down to earth settings of the Great White North. Throughout my teenage years any thoughts of repatriation disappeared along with the notion that wrestling was a real sport, but recently a torrent of awesome, inspiring music Arcade Fire, Destroyer, Junior Boys, Owen Pallet, Constantines, Wolf Parade, Broken Social Scene et al has got me thinking again. I mean come on: can you imagine how sweet and laid-back life must be in a country that awards one of its most prestigious music prizes to a hardcore band named Fucked Up?
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